The Republic of Javi Mon is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Pablo Casado with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, smutty television, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 3.421 billion Javi Monians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Defense, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Madrid. The average income tax rate is 41.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Javi Monian economy, worth 443 trillion dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 129,675 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.9 times as much as the poorest.

The nation frequently scolds its subject territories for staying up past bedtime, there's nothing more rock-and-roll than absolute sobriety, Javi Monians believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun, and a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Javi Mon's national animal is the cobra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Christianity.

Javi Mon is ranked 13,711^th in the world and 883^rd in Osiris for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 75,600.8 Standard Monetary Units.